https://samuel.dionne-riel.com/blog/2025/04/01/be-not-afraid-for-i-have-solved-nix.html
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Ugh, you genuinely got me. I was getting pretty worked up until I clicked through to the repo.
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Flagged for linking to an alternative
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Thank you, @samueldr. You drove this quite far and made it sound convincing until the very end!
https://samuel.dionne-riel.com/blog/2025/04/02/mea-culpa.html
Thanks for the good laugh!
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For those who did not look into it at all, it does work as advertised. This is dogfoodable shitpost. (YMMV.)
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devops cargo cultists might actually use this if you don’t tell them it’s nix
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