Fire all of your designers, Tweag, Serokell, Flox (and all other Nix-y companies)! #joke
This is the ultimate, parametric and reproducible solution to all your branding problems!
It kinda went out of control, and I’ve made an openscad customizer, which supports a really wide range of Nix-y logos. Including original one.
I hope that posting this at discourse will be apotheosis of this joke, and I stop wasting my time on it D: